So, your life went off the rails and you're struggling to make sense of your broken life.

No problem. Just get back to the basics.

Here's a rundown of some fatherly advice that you can build from:

• Never tolerate a woman's crap. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract her with something fun. If she refuses to calm down, leave her alone. If she's never calm, dump her.

• Cigarettes are for idiots. Smoking might seem fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at smokers at age 40 and notice how unhappy they are.

• Spend time with other guys. This creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how connections are made.

• The older you get, the more your market value increases. When you're young, women are overvalued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit.

• Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her.

Source: CavemanCircus.com

Guns n' Roses frontman Axl Rose is the latest musician to fall off stage -- and have it captured by cameras. The band performed in Mexico City Tuesday night, and during a breakdown of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door," Rose started talking to the crowd and walking to the left of the stage. Just as he was about to start the chorus, he tumbled to the ground. In the footage of the spill, Rose didn't appear hurt, and he eventually pulled himself back up onstage to huge cheers from the crowd.  GnR rocks the Covelli Centre on December 7th! 

Stop the presses; the greatest thing on the Internet has been discovered. A YouTube series of Bad Lip Reading videos is one of the funniest things you'll ever see. The latest one takes on a Mitt Romney ad.

There are lots of things you did in college that seemed cool at the time -- that just don't fit in "real life."

According to Uncoached.com, here is a rundown of some of those things that you really need to walk away from now that you're a grown-up:

• Making Fun of Someone For Not Drinking Enough -- It just sounds a little stupid at this point doesn't it? Especially if you have a job.

• Pumping iron -- Doing exercises and being healthy is one thing. But, seriously, nobody cares what you can bench anymore.

• Staying Out Really Late and Bragging About it -- Staying out late used to be a badge of honor. Now, it's just dumb.

• Dipping -- Chewing tobacco is gross, unhealthy, and has zero redeeming qualities.

• Carrying Around a Bottle or Flask -- In college, you're the man if you have a bottle all the time. Today? You're an alcoholic.